Pupusas revueltas with curtido and salsa roja.

This week, I'm rooting for the Red Sox.

...and he will never live it down.

Arson.

Well that's just fantastic.

For being so inhospitable, it's awfully pretty.

I lost a shoe here. The things I do for a photo, omg

Canadians?

ketchup cake? Really?

Jesus christ, Los Angeles. Any time you want to get off Kobe's cock, I'd appreciate it.

This song makes me happy.

EDIT if anyone can find these or the other recordings from the FD sessions in mp3 format, well...I'd be eternally grateful.



God and this Muddy Waters cover is enough to make me fall the fuck over.

I am here to say that this new bullshit of singing God Bless America after the seventh inning stretch can bite my pale white ass. I am so done with this amateur hour bullshit; the song isn't even that great.

For fuck's sake. We are winning up in this bitch and we all gotta pause for some yahoo to sing a song that has now become so annoying that I want to rip my ears off and throw them the hell across the street every time I have to hear it.

WE ARE STILL NOT BACK TO PLAYING BALL. THIS IS A TRAVESTY. IT HAS BEEN SEVERAL MINUTES, OKAY?

Fuck you, MLB.

Oh and Matt Kemp? Call me, boo. I got what you need.

Yay, another earthquake

But holy crap, Pelosi is a twat of epic proportions.

OH MY GOD, Brian Wilson is officially the biggest pussy in Baseball..

Strike that, he just might be the biggest pussy that ever existed in the history of EVER.

That article reads like something out of The Onion. I refuse to believe that any of this is true because it's just so ridiculous.

Last week, Jennie and one of her friends went hiking up to the Hollywood sign. On a whim, they decided to take a side trip to the cave that was the Bat Cave in the old TV show starring Adam West.

When they arrived, she was shocked to see Adam West there. Seriously, people go to the Bat Cave all the time, but no one expects to see Adam West himself there, holding a 'garage sale'. Cool!

Here's what they were filming and no, she isn't in it.

Dodgers are winning.

I have bread in the oven and dinner on the stove.

The kids are quiet.

Life's pretty good.

Three homeruns.

Hudson hits for the cycle.

Bills doesn't allow a single walk.

WE SMASH THE GIANTS.

Good times.

Why are cats such assholes?

Oh, there's an inflatable bed? Let me attack it!

Oh, there's a roll of paper towels? Let me attack it while you're sleeping!

Oh, there's a roll of toilet paper? Let me grab one end and run around the house 5 times with it, then shred it, too!

Oh, you like your couch? Let me scratch it up because I like it too.

Oh, you have clean laundry? Let me lie on it.

Oh, you have a laptop here? Let me lie all over it until it starts to beep. Oh, it's not supposed to make those beeping sounds?

Oh, you have cookies cooling on the table? Let me jump up there, walk past, and drop hair all over them!

What? Your hair rubberband *isn't* a toy?

What? You don't like it when I claw the window screens? Really?

Oh, you're sitting on the toilet? Let me run in and attack your legs. That's fun, right?

New York

New Orleans!

EVEN THE SMELL OF BACON AND THE PROMISE OF AVOCADO IS NOT HELPING!

The painted lady butterfly migration has begun. Yesterday while in the garden, I saw literally hundreds of them, then hundreds more when I drove to pick up the boys.

So freaking cool.

This year, I'm planting a passionvine for the gulf fritillary butterfly. And for me. WE CANNOT EVER FORGET ABOUT ME.

Wow. This pisses me off. A lot.

HR 875 The food police, criminalizing organic farming and the backyard gardener, and violation of the 10th amendment.

More here.

The best part is the wordage claiming that the FDA and the USDA have FAILED so now we're going to create a new and better agency that will somehow not fail and be better for everyone! Yay!

1 SEC. 2. FINDINGS; PURPOSES.
-Congress finds that-
recent ongoing events demonstrate that the
food safety program at the Food and Drug Adminis
tration is not effective in controlling hazards in food
coming from farms and factories in the United
States and food and food ingredients coming from
foreign countries, and these events have adversely
affected consumer confidence;


And lastly:

Representative Rosa L. DeLauro (D - CT) is the woman who sponsored Food Safety Modernization Act of 2009 HR875:

1. Her husband, Stan Greenberg, has MONSANTO as a client.
2. She received $180k in donations from agribusiness PAC's.

There is someone whose tag on LJTOYS says 'cali' who reads me often.

Anyone know who it is? Cali, you want to reveal yourself? I'm down with new friends and I don't bite. Well, I do but uh...nevermind.

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Do you know that every time my father comes over here, he brings at least 6 pounds of dirt in with him? It's like he has a dirt pile underneath the pedals of his truck or something; it doesn't matter where he was before he came here, it's always there, on the bottom of every pair of shoes, ready to be laid across my home like a trail of dirt crumbs for some imaginary, dirt-crumb eating bird that (imaginarily, omg) lives here inside my house.

I wonder if my mom hadn't switched teams (or went back to her old team? I don't know), if she would have divorced him anyway just because of all the dirt? I couldn't do this for more than like...a day before I would start shrieking. Take off your shoes, it's not hard. Or I don't know, MAYBE WIPE THEM OFF ON THE DOOR MAT PROVIDED FOR JUST SUCH A PURPOSE?!

And the thing is, he knows he does it! Motherfucker tracks dirt into my clean house and then says, "Oh haha, look at you, rushing to clean up all the dirt I tracked in!" The fuck? How about you don't do it anymore, Whitey? How would that be?

Geoff says, "Uh, no. That won't happen."

Holy shit. My father is Pigpen!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO CAP THIS BILLY MAYS ASSHOLE, RIGHT IN HIS BIG LOUD MOUTH.

Dear Scott Boras:

PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE.

Sincerely,

A fan who finds you loathesome



Dear Frank McCourt:

PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE.

Sincerely,

A fan who remembers the days when we were owned by family that wasn't douche-y.

P.S. Your teeth are gross

So...Glenn Danzig is in production for a new version of Rock of Love on VH1.

HAHAHA, that's freaking awesome. And all of the girls will have to be like 4'8.